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Today's Jokes

  1. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  2. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  3. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  4. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  5. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  6. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  7. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  8. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  9. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  10. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.

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Your IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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https://fdi*.shop/

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OK 205.210.31.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
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404 20.194.45.xxx · South Korea Seoul Seoul · Microsoft Azure Cloud (koreacentral)
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