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  1. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  2. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  3. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  4. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  5. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  6. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  7. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  8. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  9. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  10. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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https://fdi*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 11:47 AM
OK 205.210.31.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
http://xbe*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 11:47 AM
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OK 43.153.26.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent Cloud Computing
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http://fsu*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 11:43 AM
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http://www.hpl*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 11:31 AM
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