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Today's Jokes

  1. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  2. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  3. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  4. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  5. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  6. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  7. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  8. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  9. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  10. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

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