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Today's Jokes

  1. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  2. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  3. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  4. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  5. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  6. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  7. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  8. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  9. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  10. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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OK 147.185.132.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
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OK 17.241.219.xxx · United States California Cupertino · Apple Inc
https://www.fbo*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 12:35 PM
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404 178.32.212.xxx · Spain Madrid Madrid · OVH Hispano
https://hwr*.shop/favicon.ico Jul 28, 2026 12:35 PM
OK 129.28.84.xxx · China Sichuan Chengdu · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://lfe*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 12:35 PM
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404 2a03:2880:24… · United States Georgia Social Circle · Facebook, Inc
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404 2a03:2880:24… · United States Georgia Social Circle · Facebook, Inc
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OK 192.178.6.xxx · United States California Mountain View · Google LLC
http://fto*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 12:35 PM
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OK 178.32.212.xxx · Spain Madrid Madrid · OVH Hispano
https://hwr*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 12:34 PM
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https://lqu*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 28, 2026 12:34 PM
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OK 193.34.77.xxx · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · DeinServerHost
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404 178.128.19.xxx · Singapore South West Singapore · Digitalocean
http://www.fsu*.shop/license.txt Jul 28, 2026 12:27 PM
404 52.73.56.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · AWS EC2 (us-east-1)
https://lsq*.shop/favicon.ico Jul 28, 2026 12:27 PM
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OK 162.14.109.xxx · China Sichuan Chengdu · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://xbe*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 12:25 PM
OK 192.255.134.xxx · United States Texas Dallas · HostPapa
https://fcr*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 12:25 PM
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OK 109.233.18.xxx · Lebanon Beirut Beirut · Waves-IP
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OK 43.135.36.xxx · Hong Kong Kowloon Hong Kong · Aceville Pte.ltd
http://www.fdi*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 12:22 PM
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404 20.215.216.xxx · Poland Mazovia Warsaw · Microsoft Azure Cloud (polandcentral)
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