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  1. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  2. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  3. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  4. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  5. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  6. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  7. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  8. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  9. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  10. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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